Sometimes it Rains in Portland

I decided to check up on you and I am glad to see ...

2010-02-04T19:12:05.219+03:00

I decided to check up on you and I am glad to see you are having "fun". Portland is still rainy and gloomy, but it is getting warmer!

Speaking of pants feeling a bit tight... mine are too! Rad and I just joined a gym and I went to my first kickboxing class. My legs and butt were sore for two days! Hopefully my pants will start to fit better soon!

Just tell people it's Bigfoot.

2010-01-16T03:20:02.198+03:00

Just tell people it's Bigfoot.

Very impressive! You should be a professional wri...

2009-12-22T20:54:46.373+03:00

Very impressive! You should be a professional writer! :-)

...You had some very shiny prose. And if you ever ...

2009-12-22T20:16:02.888+03:00

...You had some very shiny prose.
And if you ever published it,
You would get reviews that glowed.

wow. whatta website. no wonder it's the place ...

2009-12-14T22:01:29.174+03:00

wow. whatta website. no wonder it's the place to pick up sex workers- not even an '18 or older' disclaimer...

For some reason, "Whatever happens in Uganda ...

2009-12-14T09:09:16.127+03:00

For some reason, "Whatever happens in Uganda stays in Uganda" sounds much more sinister.

So funny that you mention VooDoo's phallic fea...

2009-12-03T23:28:36.518+03:00

So funny that you mention VooDoo's phallic feast. (For the record, the correct name is Cock'n'Balls.) I actually included it (them?) in my screenplay.

For your reading pleasure, I will gladly excerpt:

CAL
Hey Bets.

BETSY
Cal, baby! Holy shit, it’s been…

CAL
…4 years. Yeah.

BETSY
(distastefully)
Matthew.

MATT
(equally distastefully)
Elizabeth.

BETSY
So, what brings you gentlemen…well, one gentleman and one pathetic manchild back to Voodoo? Miss the cock and balls?

CAL
What?

BETSY
Forgotten our menu already?

She holds up a large donut shaped like a cock and balls.

BETSY
Looks a little like your dickhead buddy, huh?

MATT
And it looks like YOU still don’t know how to handle those properly. Remember… cup ‘em.

Matt motions his hand in a cupping position.

BETSY
As I remember correctly, unlike THIS (nodding toward cupcake), YOU only came in chocolate.

MATT
What can I say? That back door was always open for business.

BETSY
That’s probably because you had problems finding the doorbell around front.

what happens at VooDoo, stays at VooDoo...

2009-12-02T21:08:56.190+03:00

what happens at VooDoo, stays at VooDoo...

If it makes you feel any better, anyone living wes...

2009-11-30T23:06:22.615+03:00

If it makes you feel any better, anyone living west of the Willamette in Portland couldn't use tap water yesterday without boiling it first. They found e coli in the city reservoirs, and it took until last night to resolve.

True or not, oh the stories Tom will tell of that ...

2009-11-30T23:01:10.751+03:00

True or not, oh the stories Tom will tell of that loose, blonde American woman.

Dreaming that you are late or unprepared for somet...

2009-11-24T16:43:13.002+03:00

Dreaming that you are late or unprepared for something (not having your luggage packed on time, for example) can be a sign that you are feeling unprepared for something that you have to face in waking life.

It doesn't mean that in reality, you won't be able to handle it - It's just your unconscious' way of allowing you to release stress in your sleep so that it doesn't interfere with getting things done in waking life.

Source: http://www.meaningofdreams.org

Seriously...picture of pool or it doesn't exis...

2009-11-24T03:47:28.485+03:00

Seriously...picture of pool or it doesn't exist.

oh, that's lovely! but where are the pictures ...

2009-11-22T20:16:35.288+03:00

oh, that's lovely! but where are the pictures of the tiny tiny pool? You're not the only one who sometimes needs a good chuckle at 4am :)

He is a svelte little goat...you might be onto som...

2009-11-19T09:04:04.843+03:00

He is a svelte little goat...you might be onto something. I wonder what people will say when I start seasoning and chewing on the furniture.

I wonder how the wicker chair diet compares to the...

2009-11-18T22:19:58.666+03:00

I wonder how the wicker chair diet compares to the cereal diet. We might have to try it!

I'm utterly astounded that the "placement...

2009-11-18T22:18:52.207+03:00

I'm utterly astounded that the "placement" lady would even think to ask you for more money. NO GUILT!

It does exist! Check it out: http://consumer.dis...

2009-11-17T09:12:33.905+03:00

It does exist! Check it out:

http://consumer.discoverohio.com/popups/media.aspx?projecttype=3&id=9f96d927-ea18-4144-9511-ebcf009ac3d0

I wish there was a "like it" button. (no...

2009-11-16T23:23:30.369+03:00

I wish there was a "like it" button. (no, really... I'm not a facebook addict, I swear)

Oh my god. I think I also dreamt of a basket shape...

2009-11-16T23:22:06.387+03:00

Oh my god. I think I also dreamt of a basket shaped basket factory while asleep in the back of my History of Architecture class. There's only one explanation: It must be part of the Collective Unconscious.

can you wait to depart until I actually SELL my co...

2009-11-16T22:14:06.348+03:00

can you wait to depart until I actually SELL my condo? that could be months... these are seriously the best 5 steps ever!

Shotgun!

2009-11-15T11:51:40.185+03:00

Shotgun!

Just to be sure, you might want to call your futur...

2009-11-15T11:44:46.510+03:00

Just to be sure, you might want to call your future boss.

one dollar beer from 7am?!? what more could you wa...

2009-11-12T20:55:38.143+03:00

one dollar beer from 7am?!? what more could you want? I'm coming to visit.

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2009-10-12T03:22:21.958+03:00

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Oh, so my pain is amusing? Kidding. The posts ...

2009-08-02T06:10:29.117+03:00

Oh, so my pain is amusing?

Kidding. The posts are, of course, meant for laughing at me. Really, though, I'm having a fantastic time; I just enjoy making fun of myself. :)